Tuesday, October 25, 2005

My Menopause Blog: Women We Love

Rock Bitch posts some funny stuff on her blog. I scoped the following wee passage for obvious reasons, but left ten other 'reality Barbie' descriptions for you to check out at her digs.

Hot Flash Barbie
. Press Barbie's belly button and watch her face turn beet red while tiny drops of perspiration appear on her forehead. Comes with handheld fan and tiny tissues.

Now I'm wondering about Wilma Flintstone. Does Peri-menopause Wilma forget that she's married to that lug head Fred, strip off the two inch waist sized dress and ride off into the night on Dino the Dinosaurs back, leaving a trail of falling red hair?

Maybe Menopausal Minnie the Mouse stops dying her fur black, kicks the ridiculous shoes habit, and joins a yoga ashram, becoming both vegan and lesbian.

Cinderella? Mood swings, shape shifting and joint stiffness end Cindy's ballroom blitz. Prince Charming is no longer charmed. Yet Cinderella goes on to invent the first, compostible car, The Pumpkin Pacer.

Sue Richards


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