Tuesday, December 13, 2005

My Menopause Blog: A Seasonal Carol

Sung to the tune of Jingle Bells.

Menopause, menopause
Change of life is here,

Oh what fun, it is to cry,
When my mood swings towards tears.

Menopause, menopause,
Messing with my mind.
I don't remember,
I've lost my list,
But I still know how to rhyme.

Flashing hot as fire,
In my underwear and bra.
Soaking through the sheets,
Beet red all the time.

Coffee is a trigger.
So is spice and booze.
My bodies shape shifts daily,
And my hair is falling loose.

Oh, menopause, menopause,
Change of life hurray,

Oh what joy, to be mature.
And to face this everyday.

Sue Richards

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1 Comments:

Blogger Lisa said...

That's too funny! I love it!

12/15/2005 01:31:00 PM  

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